(Source: courted, via bl-ossomed)

(Source: andrope, via departured)

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

f

(via greed)

ispeakquotes:

Fun facts about you Zodiac here!

I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.

Ferdinand Von Schrubentauffrt (via opaletta)

(Source: word-digest, via misjudgments)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via stability)

taintedwinds:

communistbakery:

When she say go deeper, but you’re all out of dick tho.image

{12 July, 2014}

(Source: communistbakery, via liightup)

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via lailinne)